Ridiculous as it sounds, TWISTED’s UK distributor MCA thought the artist name Wet Dreams was too risque for Her Majesty’s empire. And as such, the record was released there as The Dream with Kenard. And thanks to absurd chart restrictions regarding package length, the release was paired down to a single 12-inch and edited to a running time below 20 minutes. There’s little wonder then why the record industry is in the toilet — stupid people making stupid decisions for stupid reasons.

UK 12-inch: TW12-10043

Other releases by Cevin Fisher, Kenard, Wet Dreams